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Victims of Spam
Sent by "thelist"?
Rated R for fun violence.
\ Now in a Theater Near You /
"Night of the Spamming Dead II - Spamicidal Tendencies"
Congress passes their crappy Can-SPAM Act giving the Spammers control and protected-species status.
The Spammer Scum returns for another assault on humanity and humanity is pissed!
There is nowhere on Earth for the Spam Scum to hide. Not even Baghdad.
Rated RRR for extreme (ly fun) violence.
"Finally, a film that invokes the publics right to kill spammers as a service to humanity." Newsleek Magazine
"Spammers in other countries get the death sentence. This is a step in the right direction." The Wishington Pissed
NOW OUT ON DVD
"Death of a Spamsman"
The classic story comes to the movies. The story of Wile E. Loathsome,
a traveling Spamsman, who experiences a profound sense of failure as he discovers aging
and takes stock in his lack of accomplishments. He eventually realizes that all his spamming has
done is to make the world want to kill him. Afer realizing the feces-monger that he has
become, he takes action. The film ends happily with his suicide.
Rated G for Happy Ending
"Great movie about the most pathetic life-form on the planet, the internet spammer whore." The Chicago Trigoon
"Fantastic dive into the mind of a parasite on his way to his much deserved demise." The Wall Street Urinal
Titles/programs under development
To Kill a Spammingbird
Godzilla vs. Spamera
"Look Mom, I made a Spammer. Toilet training your child"
The Texas Chainsaw Spammer Massacre - Guaranteed to be loads of fun.
Feces. More horrifying than Species
"The colonoscopy. Getting all of the spammers out of the colon before the test."
Being a Good Neighbor. When walking your dog it is your responsibility to pick up the spammers your dog drops.
Spamitis. Preventing cranial-rectal disorder from spreading beyond the spammer community.
The typical spammer. Connecting his list of scams to his brain.
Adding spyware, adware, viruses and trojans. Then he sends it.
As Yoda puts it, "Crap and crime, a purveyor of a spammer is."
According to the news, the Tomkitten has had its first excrement of spammer-brains bronzed.
For the first time in history, spammer brains have been bronzed and auctioned on Ebay.
If you receive SPAM or ANY email of questionable origin...
DELETE IT immediately. DO NOT open it.
No matter how curious, enticing or odd the subject,... DO NOT open it.
Spammers use every trick lie in the book to entice you to open their malware-laden
"Save the Whales", "Hello my friend", "Your order confirmation", "Help and Tech support".
"Daily news", "message from Jesus", "your loan approved".
Everything from politics to religion to porn to sensational news headlines.
The list goes on. Spammers are nothing more than lying criminals trying to rip you off.
Their deception and dishonesty knows no boundaries.
Some infectors pose as E-cards with a subject of "E-card from 'someone close to you'". The title is suspicious in itself as someone close to you would tell you who they are. Also, e-card services do not ask you for the relationship between the sender and the receiver. Another key give-away is the links inside of these. If you see something like http://220.127.116.11/?jkhaf3jh4jk6 in the link addresses, you have no clue where the link really takes you. This one for example is assigned to some unknown operation in Korea.
If you open SPAM, hidden links contact malicious websites and
harvest every bit of information about you and your computer that they can.
They also record what spams were opened and tally what subject lines capture
the most fools.
Just by opening a spam, you are turning your PC over to some malicious
cretin who would steal from his own mother. Opening spam is simply one
of the dumbest things anyone can do.
DO NOT try to opt-out (this just confirms your email address)
while you go to their spyware, adware and virus infesting websites to do it.
Fact: SPAM contains adware, spyware, viruses and trojans.
Once on your PC, their malware can contact malicious websites that can then install more
malicious programs on your computer.
Before you know it, they have complete access to your PC and every file on it.
They can harvest names from your address book and track your web usage.
They can literally track and even control, eveything you do on the internet!
They can turn your PC into one of their "bots", helping them further their dastardly deeds.
(Some Spammers brag that they've had up 400,000 "bots" under their control at a given time.)
If you play with SPAM, you will get burned.
You'll likely burn every friend in your address book(s) too. THANKS A LOT!
You won't even know it until it too late.
Ever wonder why your computer seems to running so much slower?
Returned or undelivered email?
If you didn't send it, DELETE it.
Does spam come from where the reply address indicates? NO.
Spammers are nothing more than cheap identity thieves.
They steal our email addresses and domain names with their spyware and
viruses and use them in their criminal activities.
Spoofing the "From" field in an email isn't that difficult.
Spammers spoof the return address for a number of reasons:
1. If their crap gets bounced, it gets returned to someone else and becomes my problem or yours.
2. To hide the origin so you don't know where it really came from
3. To keep themselves from being blacklisted.
(Unfortunately, you and your friends might get blacklisted because they steal
and use you and your friends email IDs and domain names.)
U.S. victims of Internet fraud schemes should file complaints online with the Internet Crime Complaint Center, a joint project of the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the National White Collar Crime Center, at IC3.gov. Victims of telemarketing fraud should contact the Federal Trade Commission's Consumer Sentinel, at FTC.gov.
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